the 2006 WEEDGURU AWARDS

Are you a returning member? Get to know the Community here...

Moderator: Moderators

Post Reply
weedguru_animal
Ganja God
Ganja God
Posts: 6558
Joined: Tue Jul 16, 2002 6:07 pm
Location: south
Contact:

the 2006 WEEDGURU AWARDS

Post by weedguru_animal »

Long overdue it may be, due to a mixture of sexual deviance and atrocious adversity, the Weedguru Awards competition I can now declare open for voting.
Please copy and paste the following categories into your posts, together with your nominations for the highly coveted accolades of greatness and wisdom.

Favourite Poster

Worst poster

Most volatile Poster(changed this one as there really hasn't been much controversy since this last year)

Most profound/insightful Poster

Favourite new Poster(must have registered in 2006)

Funniest Poster

Member you would most like to share a J with


Favourite thread

Poster who has made the greatest contribution to the forums

And as the ladies are outnumbered in representation amongst the membership approximately 8000:1, to recognize the small but potent feminine elements I will include an award for ...
Favourite Female this is all a lie
Last edited by weedguru_animal on Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:56 am, edited 2 times in total.



Dakine
Sir Toke-a-lot
Sir Toke-a-lot
Posts: 2383
Joined: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:33 pm
Location: Leeds
Contact:

Post by Dakine »

Favourite Poster: Lodekim/imagine- because he always makes an interesting and thoughtful point

Worst poster: Spider-seed, cus of the stupid jesus thing.

Most controversial Poster: Lucifer, for just being a provocative antichrist.

Most profound/insightful Poster: Ziggy, because he makes good points about real life matters.

Favourite new Poster(must have registered in 2006): Chrisisonfire, because he can be funny, and itelligent at the same time

Funniest Poster: Eugene, because his posts make me spit my beverage out with laughter,

Member you would most like to share a J with: Dr. Greenthumb, because it would be a heavily chilled experience

Favourite thread: What would you do for a dimebag?

Poster who has made the greatest contribution to the forums: animal, for generally keeping members, threads, etc in line.

And as the ladies are outnumbered in representation amongst the membership approximately 8000:1, to recognize the small but potent feminine elements I will include an award for ...
Favourite Female this is all a lie: noisenkisses, for being a small but potent feminine element, and for being equally(if not more) funny and smart as the guys.
Last edited by Dakine on Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s
Sir Toke-a-lot
Sir Toke-a-lot
Posts: 2155
Joined: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:21 am
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Contact:

Post by Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s »

aww! animal there's no fave girlie poster! How come?

I'm gonna nominated tomorrow when I'm no sucking fudrnk!
Image
"Can’t repeat the past?Why of course you can!"

Certified-Nutter
The Iron Lungs of Wales!
The Iron Lungs of Wales!
Posts: 1835
Joined: Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:27 pm
Location: somewhere in the vallies
Contact:

Post by Certified-Nutter »

Favourite Poster
noisenkisses
Worst poster
hatardup
Most controversial Poster
Gorecore (gotta love tha guy)
Most profound/insightful Poster
WG_Animal (i dnt understand half wha u say, so i guessin its intelligent)
Favourite new Poster(must have registered in 2006)
Howl
Funniest Poster
Dakine
Member you would most like to share a J with
ummm... Sassycat prolly lmao
Favourite thread
The smoking hot girls picture thread :D


(man the time it took me to answer all these, i think this has already got two replies... dammit, lmao)
Image Image Image <- My old account

weedguru_animal
Ganja God
Ganja God
Posts: 6558
Joined: Tue Jul 16, 2002 6:07 pm
Location: south
Contact:

Post by weedguru_animal »

Favourite Poster
Rasta Grrl/Chrisisonfire/Noiseenkisses...Easy to chat with and inpressively wordly wise for his years; Chris. Eternally sympathetic and all round lovely lady;Noisenekisses. And Rasta, well she is one of those rare wicked women who has a mind which constantly bulges with vitality.

Worst poster
Sassy cat. (mentally enfeebled, airhead wench, utterly useless)

Most volatile Poster
Flow (his vociferous outbursts mask a tender frame and warm, mushy Belgian chocolate centre!)

Most profound/insightful Poster
Gorecore, deep inside the gargantuan warrior of times forgotten there can be found an intelligent stream of wisdom and knowledge. Rasta Grrl, we may well disagree on some fundamental topics but her thinking powers reach lower into the realms of profundity than most people know even exists.

Favourite new Poster
Ziggy (shares my own constant, unquenchable thirst for knowledge and understanding of anything and everything) and Certified Nutter (friendly, open minded and a decent lad to converse with about any subject)

Funniest Poster

Eugene (for amusing me simply through being Eugene, not through intentional humour.)

Member you would most like to share a J with
Rasta-Grrl. A loyal friend with a wicked mind.

Favourite thread

Member Mug-Shots...Interesting to put a face to the image built up through posting alone.

Poster who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
A toss-up between Rasta (intellectually as self destructive and inquisitive as my unruly self) and Gorecore (as the years go by he keeps on pounding away at those keys and anything else within range, never one to create bad feeling and consistently jovial).

Favourite Female this is all a lie
Rasta_Grrrll. She says it how it is and isn't afraid to ruffle a few feathers in the process.
Last edited by weedguru_animal on Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:20 am, edited 4 times in total.

Certified-Nutter
The Iron Lungs of Wales!
The Iron Lungs of Wales!
Posts: 1835
Joined: Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:27 pm
Location: somewhere in the vallies
Contact:

Post by Certified-Nutter »

well being as u changed a couple, i guess i posting mine again:

Favourite Poster
Remains NoiseNKisses (dno, just like her posts n posting wit her)

Worst poster
Hatardup (he spammed a coupla piss-porn things, a coupla times, dnt like him for that :P)

Most volatile Poster
WG_Animal (always got an opinion and not afraid to share it :wink: )

Most profound/insightful Poster
Dr.Greenthumb/Gorecore/Animal (they all seem to be very intelligent in their own way)

Favourite new Poster(must have registered in 2006)
Howl (dno, just like the guy, talked to him on MSN, n he provided a new WG map)

Funniest Poster
Dakine and Gorecore (Dakine makes me laugh to meself, n gorecore always comes out with summat funny)

Member you would most like to share a J with
Animal, Dakine, Howl (talked to them all on MSN, seem really cool n would love to smoke with any of them)

Favourite thread
Faverote Smoking Pet (changed this, cos i was in a rush to find one, n i just picked the first one i found which i liked haha)

Poster who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
WG_Asmodeous/WG_Animal (as i have learned, they are co-founders, so obv they made big contrib to WG existing)

Favourite Female this is all a lie
WG_Rasta_Grrrl (seems cool, her poetries cool to read when wrecked too)
Last edited by Certified-Nutter on Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:24 am, edited 1 time in total.
Image Image Image <- My old account

User avatar
FIRE!!!
Ganja God
Ganja God
Posts: 4564
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:53 am
Location: Deep South FL
Contact:

Post by FIRE!!! »

Favourite Poster- Gorecore gets the vote for ridiculously descriptive stories

Worst poster- Spider seed, or whoever it was that made that stupid ass thread about "nail em up!" or whatever its called..fuckin moron

Most volatile Poster- As of late I'm gonna have to go with Flow, he really throws salt in the wound :)

Most profound/insightful Poster- Rasta_Grrrl...amazing the things that must go on in that girl's head.

Favourite new Poster- noisenkisses, although she isn't really all that new (hey she registered in 2006 right?), she is really sweet and easy to get along with.

Funniest Poster- Gorecore hands down, who the hell else is gonna tell you to learn to love internet porn and crisco???

Member you would most like to share a J with- Greenthumb, he seems really chill and he lives in (near?)miami so the herb's gotta be bomb!! plus we probably would have a trippy ass conversation

Favourite thread- random topic as there is always something new and interesting, or at the very least, random, to read.

Poster who has made the greatest contribution to the forums- animal, well duh :D

And as the ladies are outnumbered in representation amongst the membership approximately 8000:1, to recognize the small but potent feminine elements I will include an award for ...
Favourite Female this is all a lie- rasta_grrrl, she has one wicked mind and a body to match!

weedguru_animal
Ganja God
Ganja God
Posts: 6558
Joined: Tue Jul 16, 2002 6:07 pm
Location: south
Contact:

Post by weedguru_animal »

:D Nutter, vote with your heart and loins, not with your mind! That is the only path to an honest, hard fought competition. though I must say that losing your vote for 'most profound' in preference to Doc is hard to swallow and has brought a dark cloud of discontent and re-assessment of my vital signs to the festive period... :D :D :D

PS. Mr Asmodeus and myself jointly started the site a few years back. This last year I can only remember the Devil of Lechery (Asmo) appearing on the site on a handful of occassions. As his explorations deeper and deeper into the underworld of depravity and scornful endeavours have increased in intensity, alas, his contributions to the site have dwindled into oblivion. But still, I am sure he will be happy to have received a vote and conclude that you are one of the Right kind to be rising swiftly through the WG ranks and legion. :D

Certified-Nutter
The Iron Lungs of Wales!
The Iron Lungs of Wales!
Posts: 1835
Joined: Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:27 pm
Location: somewhere in the vallies
Contact:

Post by Certified-Nutter »

once again, i have only understood about half of that haha
sorry to boot ye down, but the dr does have like 7000 posts, and i seen alot of posts includin him in the 'News' section, i myself cannot b bothered to read that part... to many facts and real life goings ons, but for someone to post so frequntly in that area, i guessin he knows his stuff lmao, no offense by any ofit. i dont really kno anyone that well yet to make an accurate vote on the most profound (i actualy dont kno what this word means, i am guessin it means smart?)
Image Image Image <- My old account

User avatar
Dr. Greenthumb
Stoned Immaculate
Stoned Immaculate
Posts: 8112
Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2003 8:17 pm
Contact:

Post by Dr. Greenthumb »

No need to be jealous animal and I'm not really sure if I should take that as an insult or just typical animal behavior. And why so harsh on your comments about chicka(sassy or whatever)? This is suppose to be a friendly competition not a name calling contest. I hope hope for the sake of this thread and a drawn out argument that she doesn't read what you said about her.
“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us ... those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude!”
-Charlie Kelly

User avatar
Dr. Greenthumb
Stoned Immaculate
Stoned Immaculate
Posts: 8112
Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2003 8:17 pm
Contact:

Post by Dr. Greenthumb »

Favorite Poster
Chrisisonfire

Worst poster
I can't narrow this down to one person but pretty much all the people that come on here and act like idiots. Luckily due to the strength of the WG community we don't have many.

Most volatile Poster
Animal

Most profound/insightful Poster
Ziggy, he really makes me thinksometimes.

Favorite new Poster(must have registered in 2006)
There's a bunch of fairly new posters on here alot of them I've grown to enjoy. Chrisisonfire, Noisenkisses, Imagine, Spock, Dakine...you guys have become regulars on here and it's good to have you around.

Funniest Poster
Eugene, even if he doesn't come around to often I consider him a friend and a really funny guy

Member you would most like to share a J with
Whitelie...same reasons he gave, we live close to eachother and I'm he sounds like a level-headed guy to smoke with.

Favorite thread
Random Topic.

Poster who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
WG Falkon, even though he hasn't been present lately he seems to be one of the most active mods.

Favorite Female this is all a lie
Baybee.
“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us ... those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude!”
-Charlie Kelly

weedguru_animal
Ganja God
Ganja God
Posts: 6558
Joined: Tue Jul 16, 2002 6:07 pm
Location: south
Contact:

Post by weedguru_animal »

jealous??Wise up, goon! Is sarcasm not available in the US???perhaps I should try cut the dryness and add more directness when I am attempting to bring a lighter note to internet discussion.
Sometimes i get the impression that i haven't shown enough of myself to these boards over the years. Else why the hell would such comical over elaboration, on my part, be taken as serious jealousy?

the only nominations which will bring me any pride will be for Most volatile. As with last year's comp, that is the only accolade which could warm my frosty heart.

A few words explaining my nominations were essential. If people cast their votes with concern for what others willthink, the competition loses it's value.

Please, people! Let's keep this competition in jest, as it was intended to be from the start...

Come on people, get voting!!!!

Certified-Nutter
The Iron Lungs of Wales!
The Iron Lungs of Wales!
Posts: 1835
Joined: Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:27 pm
Location: somewhere in the vallies
Contact:

Post by Certified-Nutter »

weedguru_animal wrote:jealous??Wise up, goon! Is sarcasm not available in the US???perhaps I should try cut the dryness and add more directness when I am attempting to bring a lighter note to internet discussion.
Sometimes i get the impression that i haven't shown enough of myself to these boards over the years. Else why the hell would such comical over elaboration, on my part, be taken as serious jealousy?

the only nominations which will bring me any pride will be for Most volatile. As with last year's comp, that is the only accolade which could warm my frosty heart.

A few words explaining my nominations were essential. If people cast their votes with concern for what others willthink, the competition loses it's value.

Please, people! Let's keep this competition in jest, as it was intended to be from the start...

Come on people, get voting!!!!
this is probably the first post of urs that i have read that i understand everything u have sed (yay me)
not to many big words, always good, lmao
Image Image Image <- My old account

User avatar
Dr. Greenthumb
Stoned Immaculate
Stoned Immaculate
Posts: 8112
Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2003 8:17 pm
Contact:

Post by Dr. Greenthumb »

There's just no point in talking to you animal. The same way there's no point in name calling over a public forum...it's alot easier to insult someone when you have a few thousand miles distance between you and them. I'll choose to remain civil while you insult me and other members of weedguru.

I made my entries, I'm out of this thread.
“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us ... those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude!”
-Charlie Kelly

Certified-Nutter
The Iron Lungs of Wales!
The Iron Lungs of Wales!
Posts: 1835
Joined: Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:27 pm
Location: somewhere in the vallies
Contact:

Post by Certified-Nutter »

now now, no bad thoughts, i try to respect everyone for who they are (except hatardup, and the other spammers) i mean we are all people, and we all have our own opinions, goals, personalities, and many other factors that make us, us
we could sit and complain to each other how each other thinks, but whats the point? its not gna change who we are, so we should let people be who they are, and focus on remainin who we are, insted of focusing on how other people are
i hope i made sense there, cos i kind of confused myself in the process
i mean animal is someone who has an opinion, and as i sed, will share it freely, and thats who he is, greenthumb, u are someone (that i can see of so far) that will keep his personal opinions of people to himself in some cases, and either way is fine, they define the person u r, but u shouldnt shun the other because of how they think, i mean we're human cos we're unique, why would u wanna try and change that
anyway, i am sick of all my talkin (and u all prolly are too, if anyone has bothered to read this... i kno i wouldnt, lmao) so i'll shut up with my life long motto, live n let live, cos if ur trying to change someone elses living, ur not living urself
(if that makes any sense)
take care all, sorry to ramble on, i prolly shudda found a bettter place to put this but ohh well)
Image Image Image <- My old account

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users