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sperm bank

Post by SpRi7e » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:37 am

This wasn't written by me, but I strangely found it funny

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun.

"Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".

"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband...

"Not that fucking difficult is it?" he says
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Post by Weedguru Higher » Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:43 am

Oh shiiit.....haha
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Post by Blunt Docta » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:52 pm

lol! wuttttttt
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Post by jcube69 » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:56 pm

roflmfao
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Post by AbbyRoad » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:12 am

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Post by Weedguru Higher » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:29 pm

AbbyRoad wrote:(N)
took a woman to not find it funny eh :lol:
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Post by JokersAce » Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:31 am

I wouldn't want my wife to suck my dick after that shit.
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:02 pm

way to dig up old posts people ! :p
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Post by weedguru_animal » Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:31 am

rancid.
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Post by logically » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:59 pm

roflcopter!
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Post by pudd1818 » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:51 am

I will have to remember that one.

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