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Worlds Funniest Jokes

Post by andriaSRH » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:22 pm

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

"Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"




A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you

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Re: Worlds Funniest Jokes

Post by andriaSRH » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:41 pm

36 views and no replies? You dirty bastards...lol.

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Re: Worlds Funniest Jokes

Post by wgToonces » Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:35 am

I don't really know the worlds funniest jokes :(
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Re: Worlds Funniest Jokes

Post by andriaSRH » Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:01 am

A guy walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Get it?

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Re: Worlds Funniest Jokes

Post by Ikku » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:18 pm

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


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Re: Worlds Funniest Jokes

Post by andriaSRH » Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:52 pm

Vu lay Vu Choo Shay Avay Muh...Ses...Sawahhhh

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Re: Worlds Funniest Jokes

Post by Ikku » Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:46 pm

So the other day I was about to get on an escalator and I saw a sign that said "Dogs must be carried." It took me like an hour to find one.
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Re: Worlds Funniest Jokes

Post by logically » Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:53 pm

Ikku wrote:So the other day I was about to get on an escalator and I saw a sign that said "Dogs must be carried." It took me like an hour to find one.
ok that made me laugh...

and andria the sherlock holmes one was pretty good.
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