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Post by kareuh » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:59 am

Q: where do you find a dog with no legs?

A: right where you left it.

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Post by Dr. Greenthumb » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:09 am

::knock knock
:whos there?
::banana
:banana who?
::knock knock
:who's there?
::banana
:banana who?
::knock knock
:orange
::orange you glad i didnt say banana

i guessed by the title that its a lame ass joke thread so theres one
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Post by FIRE!!! » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:56 am

I got one too

What do you get when you put french bread in a guatemalan toaster?
Fratamenchan Toastaburger!!!
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Post by Funk Doc » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:58 am

What's the difference between a canary's left and right paw?

They're both equally long, especially the left one.

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Post by HighOffDaPurple » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:37 am

what do u get when u mix a seagle and a bagle???
a bagle with a seagle inbetween it.


and no.. not a beagle
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Post by FIRE!!! » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:55 pm

What do Micheal Jackson and guatemalan toasters have in common?

They both invite your kids over to their house and then sleep with them.
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Post by kareuh » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:28 pm

why are pirates so mean?

they just arrrrrrrr

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Post by Starcast » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:04 am

kareuh wrote:why are pirates so mean?

they just arrrrrrrr
That one cracked me up!

What did one pea say to the other?
Nothing, it just muttered. (not funny if you don't speak Hindi, couldn't think of a good one)

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Post by pirate » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:09 am

Starcast wrote:
kareuh wrote:why are pirates so mean?

they just arrrrrrrr
That one cracked me up!

What did one pea say to the other?
Nothing, it just muttered. (not funny if you don't speak Hindi, couldn't think of a good one)
hahahaahaha
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