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The accident

Post by Caro » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:27 pm

The Accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. "Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are evil

Don't mess with them.
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Post by Juicy J » Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:40 pm

Hah.... I would so fall for that shit
We smile wit dem gold teeth, I'm walkin wit a limp, smokin on a newport bumpin like a pimp.

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Post by ErinElizabeth » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:18 am

Heheh. Nice. I probably would have beat the man over the head with the bottle for damaging my car, though. : )

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