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Post by pirate » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:26 am

Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. Puts
the croc up on the bar.

He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a deal.
I'll open this croc's mouth and place my balls inside. Then the croc
will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll
remove my balls unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured in unanimous
approval. Steve stood up to the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed
his privates in the croc's mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, Irwin grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on
the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and he removed his
genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his
free drinks were delivered.

Steve stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try. A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a
hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up...

"I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."
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Post by the_leds_out » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:53 am

rofl that was great
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Post by tweedle » Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:55 pm

:lol:

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Post by auto » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:26 am

BEAUTIFUL... i love it

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Post by 13laze » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:15 am

hahhaha nice

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Post by Weedguru Higher » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:16 am

rc11 wrote:hahhaha nice
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Post by Gorecore » Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:21 am

Holy Crap that was great!!!

I know i'll screw that joke up if I tell it.
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Post by Insane » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:21 pm

WHAAAT why didnt the aligator bite him!!!
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Post by pirate » Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:22 am

because he has balls of steel :roll:
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Post by Anicebud101 » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:54 pm

Thats one funny fuckin joke.
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