Do not pick up the phone when you're mom calls..

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Do not pick up the phone when you're mom calls..

Post by Anonymous Dude » Tue May 08, 2007 6:06 am

And asks you what you want from McDonalds. 1. You'll order way too much shit, and 2. You'll be slurring and giggling.

When she came home she asked me where the rest of the joint was, I said I flushed it, truth is I smoked the rest with my burger
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Post by sickkid90 » Tue May 08, 2007 7:32 am

haha awsome man, is your mom ok with you smoking?
I don't breath unless its weed.

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Post by Anonymous Dude » Tue May 08, 2007 9:03 am

sickkid90 wrote:haha awsome man, is your mom ok with you smoking?
she used to grow/smoke actually, but now she's pretty against it

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Post by sickkid90 » Tue May 08, 2007 11:50 pm

fuck that... wow thats gay
I don't breath unless its weed.

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Post by SpRi7e » Wed May 09, 2007 12:15 am

I know how to talk when I'm baked :-D

it's easy once you get used to doing that but then again I look right in to my dads eyes when i talk to him cuz my eyes barely get bloodshot anymore.
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Post by Jay212 » Wed May 09, 2007 12:19 am

Lol I don't think ive ever met someone who slurs words when they're high. I know this one guy who starts to studder and shit like that but no slurring. It would be funny to see because they'd be all high and talking slowly, but drunkish at the same time too.
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Post by captainMorton » Wed May 09, 2007 2:25 am

ive been told that i can talk a cop into aresting himself, never actually done it, but i have dissuaded him from searching me and my buds while we were really stoned.
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Post by SpRi7e » Wed May 09, 2007 2:38 am

HAHAHAHHAAHA, I just pictured that in my head...he comes to arrest you and you walk away and he's thinking to himself "how the fuck did he just do that"
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Post by sickkid90 » Wed May 09, 2007 6:01 am

i dont knwo what its from,... but i've started studduring a little bit... not a lot at all.. but every now and then i have trouble with words when im not high.. this began after i smoked weed...

i know this one kid who smokes a lot and he studders so much could it be cuz of weed?
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Post by blazedsubaru » Wed May 09, 2007 9:34 am

HAHAHA.
My mom once called me and my friend while blazing and was like "Do you want me to pick you up some food on the way home?" and I just gasped and ordered like everything off the menu. It was pretty good.
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Post by Anonymous Dude » Sat May 12, 2007 6:23 am

she found rolling papers/lighter in my wallet and took them, said if i ever smoke again she'd kick me out
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Post by SpRi7e » Sat May 12, 2007 6:25 am

at least she didn't find your weed :-D

My moms stolen lighters and cigs and other shit from me so many times it pisses me off cuz she searches my room every single fucking day.
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Post by Anonymous Dude » Sat May 12, 2007 6:52 am

SpRi7e wrote:at least she didn't find your weed :-D

My moms stolen lighters and cigs and other shit from me so many times it pisses me off cuz she searches my room every single fucking day.
there aint no weed to find, it doesn't last 30 minutes when i get ahold of it :lol:

man so now i have to get high after school on/near campus or on the street, instead of my safe home, increasing my chance of danger/arrest, thanks mom!

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Post by SpRi7e » Sat May 12, 2007 8:37 am

yea that's what I hate about parents for some ways they think. Like if they know their kids are going to be smoking but they try to think that if they don't do it in their house they won't do it anywhere else. If they can't do it safely in their house then pretty much what their worst thoughts would come true is by getting arrested and fuckin up their life for a few months and make it harder to get a job too. That's why if you could just tell parents anything without a worry of being in trouble like saying your gonna get totally stoned and drunk one night at a girls house then they would at least know where you are so they won't have to worry as much or lie to them.

lol my bad i kept rambling on but the last thing i said happened tonight and i had to stay home.
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Post by spidermanlovesmj » Sun May 13, 2007 9:41 pm

Anonymous Dude wrote:she found rolling papers/lighter in my wallet and took them, said if i ever smoke again she'd kick me out
how do you fit rolling papers and a lighter in your wallet?? :O

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