Never take a shit when high!!!!

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Never take a shit when high!!!!

Post by deadman45 » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:22 am

WARNING:this may be a disgusting read
i had dieriah(possibly spelled wrong) one day and i thought it was over so i smoked a blunt and had to take a shit again 10 minutes later and i was high as shit on my tiolet with growling stomach and diariah shit smell around me and diariah shit splashed on my ass and everything. it was one of the worst experiences in my life, so shit before u get high.
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Post by Jay212 » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:24 am

hilarious. thanks for the laugh bro.
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Post by Princess_Ayana » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:19 am

im laughing right now. i cant stop. this is hilarious.
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Post by weedobsessor35 » Wed May 02, 2007 2:36 pm

I've had the squirts while on Dextamethorphan HBr.

It was really fun, strangely enough. I thought I was peeing out of my ass and kept having conversations with people that had already gone home.

Good day..

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Post by slashx16 » Tue May 15, 2007 9:40 pm

lmaooo i had the exact opposite of that, and that was also horrible
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Post by mr_pickle » Wed May 16, 2007 4:32 am

ahaha thats jokess

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Post by CaNuCk » Wed May 16, 2007 8:08 am

Fuck that, nothing better than a good shit. I hate shitting in public washrooms, not because of the seat but because I can't get naked and spread my legs out and really let the shit fly out of my ass.

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Post by smokin_scott » Wed May 16, 2007 9:31 am

:lol: if i'm in my bathroom i find having a shit quite alrite while high :lol:
I took an I.Q test the other day and the results were negative!
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Post by SpRi7e » Wed May 16, 2007 10:53 am

it's quite relaxing if you ask me...but when I'm half way in to it I just start hysterically laughing if I'm high...only if i make a huge dump at the time =D
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow » Wed May 16, 2007 11:04 am

you know lately the second I light up a joint I have to go take a shit, so if I decide to put out my joint, move indoors and sit my ass on the toilet it's all in vain cause by the time i get to the loo it's all over.

Then when i'm back outside and light up again it starts all over.

Fucking guts :p
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Post by smokin_scott » Wed May 16, 2007 11:53 am

:lol: haha now that is unlucky,
I took an I.Q test the other day and the results were negative!
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Re: Never take a shit when high!!!!

Post by spidermanlovesmj » Sat May 19, 2007 12:46 am

deadman45 wrote:WARNING:this may be a disgusting read
i had dieriah(possibly spelled wrong) one day and i thought it was over so i smoked a blunt and had to take a shit again 10 minutes later and i was high as shit on my tiolet with growling stomach and diariah shit smell around me and diariah shit splashed on my ass and everything. it was one of the worst experiences in my life, so shit before u get high.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh god youre fuckin hillarious rofl!

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Post by Mate » Wed May 23, 2007 11:55 pm

thanks to share your personal life with us buddy, it's totally the kind of thing i wanted to know. How it is when you shit. yesss.
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Post by Kevo » Fri May 25, 2007 10:16 pm

Wow, you just made me think about it and I realize I've never taken a crap while stoned.

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Post by Mate » Fri May 25, 2007 10:17 pm

try it
it's free.
satisfaction not really guaranted.
but still.
show your toilet you still can drop rains of fire in it while baked.
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