A Typical Stoner Prank

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Joint Or Blunt

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A Typical Stoner Prank

Post by CaptainChronic001 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:28 pm

Ok Heres What You Need

1. A Lighter With The + and - on it

2. A Person You Think It Would Be Fun To Fuck With

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First Take The Lighter And Make It Into A "Crack Torch" (Take Off The Metal Head, and Turn The Little Dial Towards The Plus Side)

Then Put The Head Back On.

Now Your Ready...

One Day When Your Out Smoking Pot With Your Buddies, And Your Really Fucking High...

Give The Person You Think It Would Be Fun To Fuck With, The Crack Torch, and Watch The Funny Shit That Takes Place...

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Post by swanee89 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:34 pm

so turn a butane torch to full power and watch burn his face off? ive actually done something similar to myself. i was killin a bowl usin a butane lighter but it was kickin out flame so i dialed it all the way up then used it. the lighter evidently warmed up in my hand and kicked out like a 3inch flame then went directly into my right index finger, plus i was high so i didnt respond to quickly. needless to say i burnt the shit out of my finger

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Post by WeedGuru_Flow » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:35 pm

that's not really that funny, that way he might burn his joint halfway through resulting in waste of weed. You'll be able to smoke less...

It's funnier when you roll a joint and fake one with just tobacco in it and then pass the fake one to the noob/asshole you like to mess with and just laugh so hard when he starts acting 'stoned' :)
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Post by swanee89 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:36 pm

i should try the fake j with tobacco one some time, thanks flow :wink:
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Post by Ikku » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:10 pm

Um, who wouldn't taste the difference?
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.

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Post by SToNeR ChRiS » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:20 pm

Ikku wrote:Um, who wouldn't taste the difference?
Well the idea is that (s)he'll light it before (s)he tastes it :o.
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Post by Ikku » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:27 pm

I'd smoke the whole thing and thank you for the cigarette. :|
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.

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Post by WeedGuru_Flow » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:36 pm

Well if it's a real noob it works, I did it to a good friend of mine who just started blazing a few days ago. I hand him the fake one, he takes two tokes and goes 'wow man I can feel it' and we all burst out in laughter :)
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Post by Ikku » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:55 pm

Well if he doesn't smoke cigs, then he was definitely feeling a nicotine buzz. And since presumably you normally mix tobacco with your joints, he associates that nicotine buzz with the first part of getting high. You guys are mean. :P
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.

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Post by SystemOfAUp » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:25 pm

I've actually had someone do that lighter trick on me... turned the blunt into the olympic torch
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Post by leprechaun » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:06 pm

better prank in my eyes... and common i think, when smoking in a group with a noob smoker, after getting him really fucked start pretending to either walk in slow motion or talk in slow motion and when he starts to freak, u get to laugh yer balls off at him
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Post by leprechaun » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:09 pm

oh and that tobacco J sounds pretty good i'll try that out on my little victim :twisted:
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