How to hotbox a condom

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How to hotbox a condom

Post by SaturdayStoner » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:06 pm

Before i explain, i don't want anyone saying i don't get sex or anything, because i do. And also, i'm not tring to say that i get all the pussy, because i don't, i get my fair share.

(If you don't know what a hotbox is, you smoke a sliff in a small room, or a lift where theirs limited air, and no fresh oxygen getting in, making the room fill up with the smoke, and get's your chonged!)

You will need...

A spliff
A condom

What to do...

Roll the spliff as per-usual.
Before lighting the spliff, Take the rapper of the condom and roll it out in your hands. (Better indoors and you can wash your hands after)
Put both your hands inside and strech out head width.
Strech the width of the condom as far as you can, and pull your head inside the condom up to your nose, so it covers everything up to between your nose and your mouth.
Light the spliff as usual, and take a toke.
Inhale and breath out with your nose, pushing the top of the condom towards your head. Take as many tokes as you want, making sure theirs is alot of smoke or air inside the condom, aswell as your head.
Push down and bring the rest of your head inside the condom, up to your neck, so that your entire head is inside, aswell as the beauty of cannabis smoke.

To pop the condom...

Scissors, pins, needles are the easy choice, but when you have nothing, follow this guide.
Lift the bottom of the condom open, so it goes skin tight.
Open your mouth and push the condom in with your finger.
Wriggle your mouth abit so the hole becomes bigger, or pull it bigger.
Pull it of from your head and dispose properly.

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Re: How to hotbox a condom

Post by wgToonces » Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:18 am

To me that sounds like a shit load of effort and also pretty dumb... Maybe at a party or something if you are stupidly drunk but I don't see many people sitting at home doing this on their own :P Nice post though and welcome to the forums!
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Re: How to hotbox a condom

Post by andriaSRH » Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:34 pm

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Re: How to hotbox a condom

Post by Ikku » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:03 pm

You probably don't get sex or anything.
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.

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Re: How to hotbox a condom

Post by wgToonces » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:09 am

Nah I think he's trying to say he gets pussy ALLLL the time.
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Post by (weedguru)scarf » Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:44 am

i really just came in here to check for spam :)
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Re: How to hotbox a condom

Post by Blunt Docta » Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:38 pm

lmao
ive done that with a couple blankets over my head, works well
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Re: How to hotbox a condom

Post by andriaSRH » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:10 pm

Hot boxing the inside of a winter coat is a pretty good time.

But really, hotboxing the inside of a condom is a total waste of a condom. That shit ain't cheap! ..Oh wait....condoms are cheap. But still...that's one less time you'll be having sex.

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Re: How to hotbox a condom

Post by Ikku » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:13 pm

Condoms are for chumps. Birth control ftw
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.

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Re: How to hotbox a condom

Post by wgToonces » Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:32 pm

Condoms are needed for one night stands, though if you have a gf or a regular fuck and you're both clean...birth control ;)
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Re: How to hotbox a condom

Post by Ikku » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:19 am

One night stands = trashy. Had one once and didn't much care for it. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.

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Re: How to hotbox a condom

Post by andriaSRH » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:15 am

Ikku wrote:Condoms are for chumps. Birth control ftw
Nah. Condoms make my bf last longer..which in turn benefits me. :lol:

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Re: How to hotbox a condom

Post by Ikku » Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:07 am

All I need is 3-4 beers and I'm set. With condoms I don't feel anything and never finish. Same thing happens if I drink more than 4 beers, except I also have to stop and go to the bathroom in the middle which is pretty embarrassing.
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.

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