Drug test coming up soon

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Re: Drug test coming up soon

Post by Weedguru Higher » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:21 am

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Re: Drug test coming up soon

Post by J O E » Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:02 am

Toonces wrote:
J O E wrote:i didnt read it so I might have missed that part...

if they have to look at you... well you just gotta be clean or get a whizzinator which uses synthetic urine with a fake dick attached to a fucking jockstrap.


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Re: Drug test coming up soon

Post by TmD » Fri May 07, 2010 9:48 pm

thats fucking gay if they checkout your penis while you piss....

but for a job you just go into the bathroom and it isnt real formal like a probation drug test, employers really dont care all that much its just for their insurance cuz if there employees have drugs then its a risk or something and they would charge more.
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Re: Drug test coming up soon

Post by Dr. Greenthumb » Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:19 am

*official update*

Synthetic urine worked perfectly. It was a 60mL container and it just reached the line they ask you to fill up to. I didn't even heat it up with the heating pad they give, I just let it sit in my car for the day and it reached the required 90-100F by the time I took the test at 5PM. I've been trying to pass drug tests almost as long as I've been smoking and this is definitely the best product I've come across. No hassle with mixing powders or drowning myself with fluids.

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Re: Drug test coming up soon

Post by WeedGuru_Flow » Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:47 pm

Good to hear it worked man!
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Re: Drug test coming up soon

Post by andriaSRH » Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:58 pm

Glad things worked out for you man. ^.^

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Re: Drug test coming up soon

Post by Dr. Greenthumb » Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:16 am

Thanks guys I still have to take the official drug test but after testing it I have alot more peace of mind.
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