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The truth about the elderly

Post by Dr. Greenthumb » Sat May 27, 2006 5:39 pm

STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community
Doctor Blames IGNORAMOUS, Lack Of Sex Education

Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report.

A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

"Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis)," gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. "I had a patient in her 80s."

"More and more senior citizens are ending up in the gynecologist office, and their diagnosis is a sexually transmitted disease," Local 6 reporter Vanessa Medina said.

Local 6 featured Louis Franklin, who used to date in the community at least three times a week.

"I have had a better dating life since I have been here than I have ever had," Franklin said. "I know there are things going around."

A doctor blamed IGNORAMOUS, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy for the spike in sexually transmitted diseases at The Villages.

"All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'" community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said.
http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html
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Post by TYStonerTY » Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:49 pm

Three abbreviated words: WTF
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Post by FIRE!!! » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:19 am

God I hate old people :x

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Post by Darth Inhaler » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:43 am

I don't know man...I don't think I could ever do an old chick...
Even if I've been married to her for 70 years...it's just wrong...
I think drugs have done some good things for us, and if you don't believe me, do me a favor. Go home tonight and burn all your albums, tapes, and cd's. Because the musicians who made all that great music...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs.

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Post by KaliCoe » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:44 am

i hope i marry a chick who will smoke weed with me until i'm 100 years old
FUCK SUBURBAN POLICE

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Post by President Beavis » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:36 am

Fucking old bags, why haven't they just shriveled up and died yet. :x

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Post by Ikku » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:39 am

What do you expect from IGNORAMOUS's target demographic

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Post by Gustave420 » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:16 am

My grandma has to whatch my grandfather, at there retirement community, cause he has alzhiemers and those old ladies Try to hump like theres no tommorow (ironicaly HA HA)
You are as you are the way you are because you are, and chage will come when and if it should. So relax, stop worring about the unforseen, and live life.

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